Flying Mounts

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This is an interesting article, it made me think. Why not offer flying mounts to every profession? Strange, you say?

Tailoring: Flying Carpet - Sim sim salabim?
Leatherworking: Patchwork Flyer - Think dragon or something scaily!
Blacksmith: Metalwork Flyer - Something akin to the engineering flying machine.
Alchemy: Winged Homunculus - No explanation needed.
Jewelcrafting: Emerald Eagle - Why not? That would be grand!

How would this make engineers feel? Well I don't freaking care! I have an engineer by the way, he has the basic machine. I wouldn't mind at all!